Dear fellow Americans or Taliban (just kidding down with OBL)

M.C.E.L.C 'ERs:
This is the founder speaking this will be the beginning of an every week or 2 week (depends what I feel like writing) newsletter informing you on the goings on of my church. Basically I started my church so I could get away from the problems at my actual church. The only problems that I have found are the people in the church. Today or whenever you read this I don't know when, well we're going to discuss people minding their own business. Now this really erks me (erk erk erk). People seem to think what Matthew Coller does is their business in life or what he is going to do. Now its OK if I like you or if you are my friend if you know this stuff but these are kids that don't talk to me about anything else except church stuff. Some of these kids don't even know what my 2 favorite baseball teams are! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!! Well for instance I decided this year I wasn't going to go to Creation for my own personal reasons. Now these kids decide my personal reasons must be public. I get asked Matt why aren't you going you're not going Creation well why not. I come on here one day and some kid asked me how I did on my driving test the kid doesn't even know I had one because I didn't tell her yet for some reason she knows. These are the same kids that want to know everything in your life but if you want to know one simple thing in theirs they go berserk. These are kids who have to talk to grown-ups in private constantly cause what they have to say could be to embarrassing to be heard by someone else. Well LISTEN ONCE AND FOR ALL if it says Matt Coller on it this means it doesn't involve you unless I make it known to you, you have nerve not talking to me unless you want to find something out that is basically n.o.b. (None of your business). I apologize if I offended someone but then again THAT'S LIFE DEAL WITH IT!

The next order of business is going to be what kids thought of me going to creation hey I like most of the kids in my church but they just don't know how to have fun by themselves well they did they just don't think they can. Many kids tried to persuade me to go to creation so they could have fun that's nice of them but what happens if I would have went and I wouldn't have had fun at all. Being from Reading, Pa and white, yes white that's something you don't hear often from someone here but then again I am writing in English something you don't see from most others living here haha great joke bad city. Continuing on these kids think that by me not being there they will have no fun 1 person out of 500,000 is going to make them have no fun completely bogus. I don't know whether they had fun or not but I pretty much assume that they did, I want them to have fun then when I do stuff I am not expected to do something outrageous all the time. Well I was going to make cracks but I won't I haven't heard the full scoop on it yet so, " Till Next Time Take Care of Yourselves and Each Other"
Matthew Coller Founder of
Matthew Coller's Evangelical Lutheran Church of Baseballtown By the way Reading, Pa being named baseball town is a joke mainly because half the people here don't even know baseball is America's Pastime

Next Week: The Reaction to Creation