Dear M.C.E.L.C er's,

I just want to say thank you for all your support over this week. As you have witnessed a so-called expert on Martin Luther has attacked us with vulgar and obscenities full of nonsense. I wouldn't be surprised if this person named Janay Andrews was a member of the Taliban. This is how it happened Last Monday I come online do what I normally do have fun talk bout baseball and download music make jokes about people. Some person I don't even know wants to know stuff about my church and my religion. Then she goes on a spree about how Martin Luther killed all the Jews and they had to hide in trees from the German Prince. Ya I know what your thinking just as I was WHAT A MORON!! Then she goes on by saying Christianity is a cult and all this other nonsense by the way this person isn't even religious. So I just explode at her for instance #1 why did you talk to me in the first place #2 You don't even know what you are talking and #3 You aren't even Lutheran. She thinks that our religion is a cult and Mcelc is a cult. Well again yours truly flips out at her to say my church is a cult (by the way all religions are a cult, but she was referring to the ones where the people commit suicide). Of course the all knowing moron doesn't even let me get a word in mainly cause I don't know anything. Well of course I know everything it's my religion I should know mostly everything about it. Then she decided to leave, but before that she left a very obscene message on our message board. (BY the Way if you would like to see that message talk to me and I will send it). Now continuing on with my story by the way I don't think that anyone tells this story better than me since it happened to me. Then she has the nerve to put this on public display and think we won't do anything to stop it. HAHA you must be mistaken. As I look at the poll I thank all the members and guests of M.C.E.L.C. for making Janay Andrews the moron who needs a life the most!! Thank you. AS you all can see we have called on MR Cochrin to help solve this dilemma.

On a sadder note we have to say goodbye to our treasury department AS of Right now the money just isn't coming in so we have to make due with some people and save some money HOWEVER Julie Umbenhauer is still on our members list thanks for all the hard work Julie

Well now back to what I call Fun times at Holy Spirit high well not really, but at the sleep over. We played 2 great games of Risk between Wes, Matt, John, and WOODY.

The first game started at 745 and was called at around 1030 due to the fact we had to go bowling. Woody only lasted about 30 minutes after he was basically manhandled out of the game. John Fegley took over the world but had a tough challenge from Wes but was helped out by his alliance Matt who else? as I figured if you can't beat'em join'em. Then we all went bowling and basically stunk it up so bad luckily for all of this there was nice scenery to keep us occupied into the wee hours of the morning. Then we played A nice game of manhunt in the church too bad Nicole Wes and Woody were not that smart in finding me and John we basically hid for a whole hour they walked right past John. While Matt was hiding in the other room too bad for them they didn't even go into that room. Then at 3:45 am we started game 2 of risk while Woody blockaded himself in Australia Wes took over the Americas and John tried to kill Woody but then Matt made a huge attack demoshling all of Australia when he got an extra 55 men. As Woody said that night" WHY DO U GUYS KEEP ON PICKIN ON ME LEAVE ME ALONE". Well kid it's sorta like a shark when you smell blood you attack. Then Fegley called it quits around 6 am for bowling in the sat morn league and we soon wrapped it up later with Matt and Wes calling it a draw as for Woody he just talked about stupid cartoons while I tried to get some sleep

Also by the way if you would like to hear who Woody has a secret crush on and the girls goes to HOLY SPIRIT HIGH actually church but its no fun saying church please let me know I will give you all the juicy facts

By the way that's it for this week's newsletter some day soon at the next sleep over and exorcism of Janay Andrews will take place we encourage all to intend