Welcome to Another M.C.E.L.C. newsletter,

First off were going to give some congratulations to the following people. Congrats to the Atlanta Braves on their 11th straight division title, now win the world series and we will be even happier. Congrats to Tyrone Willingham and the whole Notre Dame football program, 3-0 way to go by the way to some of our critics. Notre Dame played a much tougher team in Michigan then Penn St. Penn St. played Nebraska who was overated, we will see how good Penn St. is later in the year.

Now, school has started and well you know what that means. Yes you do making fun of people. At school we do it everyday, so why not do it right now. By the way I would just like to say school isn't as bad as we all think. Think about it for instance in Reading High you see all kinds of girls. Some girls you can see at Reading that you wouldn't have to walk down to 6th and Franklin and meet. Nah not all girls just some of them. Most girls at all of the schools are very friendly and nice to be around. If one specifics you will have to talk to me in private. By the way bowling season has started at Hiester's so give your best wishes to the PROCTOLOGISTS's team- Chris Long(Capt.), Lindsay Runkel, John Fegley, and I, Matthew Coller. Our scores should be updated on this web site every week I presume.

I would just like to say HaHaHa to our youth group member Amanda and Derek Noll Hahaha. Now if you all were at the mini golf thing you know what Im talking about but if you weren't I will say it anyway. Amanda Noll looks like a gothic skater girl now only one problem. Last year besides get hickies from Joe, she was a trashy white ghetto girl, Now between you and me how can you turn from ghetto one year to gothic the next I just don't get it. If you get it please tell me. Anyways I learned a lesson that day never smoke because it never helps ya lose weight instead you just keep indulging in the foods esp. the cookies and chocolates more and more and more.

I really have been to busy to do church things so I don't know how to make fun of certain people, so I think Instead were going to talk about the biggest thing this yr. The MTV VMA now we arent going to go through all the stuff you know we just going to give ya all the stuff I hate. Also if you disagree or agree or whatever PLEASE POST YOUR COMMMENTS IN THE FORUM!!! THAT'S WHY WE HAVE IT !!


Well the big event had to be seeing Christina Aguilera give Eminem the award. Mainly because I personnally have never seen a skirt so short in my life. Now you know that has to be a short skirt if I go to Reading High. Anna Kournikova was seen at the event with Enrique Iglesias guess what she had to lose in the 1st rd of the US Open so she could go to the VMA boy either that or she had to go visit Enrique hmmmm…. Pink won 2 awards and had a presentation on stage Personnally Pink makes good songs and videos but has a person Pink drives you crazy heck I don't even know her and she drives me crazy. No Doubt career as a band now is completely over. They got best group vid and best pop band. Only problem is No doubt isnt a pop band they were a ska now more rock so then they decided to go pop I don't know why lets just say it signifies the end of an era. I cant remember everything I lost my cliffnotes, but the White Stripes winning 3 awards is good to see a video with legos is just awesome Im surprised no one thought of that sooner. What a shame! Britney Spears didn't win a VMA yet, nothing new there I guess being a slut hasn't paid off yet. Shakira performance was completely inspirational to me with her performance. I have decided If I cant find a girl that can do the tango like Shakira no reason to talk to her. Amazing I wish I was in the pit when she did the crowd surfing that's for sure. Justin Timberlake finally used his brain now instead of being a part of Nsync he is going solo where he was basically singing solo for NSYnc. Now he will make at least 5 times more money and have twice as many adds and everything. The battle between the Vines and the Hives was definitely won by the Hives. Here are the reasons: #1 they had to play 1st #2 they didn't even play their breakthrough song which the vines did play and #3 the vines played twice as longer plus the guy looked like an idiot trying to break his guitar. Anyways I didn't no the Vines made that much money that they could break their guitars. Last but not least poor Nas if it wasn't for Eminem he would of one at least a couple awards. The funniest joke of all was bout FAT JOE n how he ate the Olsen twins, by the way he probably could 2. I forgot a lot of stuff hopefully you watched it so you can tell me. OH wait GUNS N ROSES PLAYED at the end YES thee GUNS n ROSES they aint the same but least you still here that great music.

Well I guess that's it by the way we want to have a poll about who you think is the nicest, funniest, ugliest, wierdest, smartest, stupidest, and the hottest so please write down wether or not we should do this in the forum.

Also we Add congrats to our member who got called up from AAA since majors made the rosters bigger so did we congrats to Abbey Weaver

Too bad I couldn't have made it funnier Sincerity Matt Coller founder of MCELC